Genuinely. I want to find this guy, I have to trek across the entire goddamn map to find him because he seems to know how to teleport. If anyone from the devs are reading this, here's my suggestions: When a courier comes to you, add an extra promt asking us if wed like to hire the courier. In taverns, add a courier that we can hire for a sum. Or, use other nobles or people. So, here's what I mean by that last point. When you want to recruit a clan and make if a vassal, you must ask the clan leader to join you. If you try to ask anyone else in tje clan, they defer you to the leader. Well, what if when we do that, we could tell the person to deliver a message to the leader next they see them. Also, this could make declaring war more immersive and thrilling. Because now they could make it so you need to hire a courier to declare war on someone. So, if it takes several days to send the message, you could send the cour...
The following is the result of many years of long, hard research. I have travelled over all Calradia to study the penis sizes of its inhabitants for the betterment of all mankind and it is in that spirit that I come before you today to reveal my research to the world.
The Nords
The Nords have the biggest dongers in all Calradia, averaging 8 inches. However, they are so hairy that it can, in extreme cases, become impossible to see them. Sometimes a well endowed Nordic man of 10 inches only has the very tip of the object visible due to the massive amount of pubes.
Vaegirs
The Vaegir race have an average penis size - 5 to 6 inches. Due to the cold, however, their wangs often retreat fully into their bodies, making it impossible to tell man from wife.
Swadians
The Swadian may, in his natural state, have a massive schlangalang. This is impossible to scientifically verify due to the truly staggering amounts of fat deposited around the nether regions of every known inhabitant of the Swadian Kingdom, meaning that no Swadian male has ever actually seen his penis. This is believed to be due to the amounts of butter consumed by the citizens.
Rhodoks
Due to countless generations of disgusting monkey inbreeding, all Rhodoks (including the females) have two (2) wangers. Combined size is estimated to be 0.02 picometers.
Khergits
Earlier in this work it was said that the Nords have the largest winkies of all the human (and subhuman, in the cast of the Rhodok subspecies) races of Calradia. The phallic proportions of the Khergit stock did, in the preliminary stages of this magdong opus, cast some aspersions on this theory, with the average Khergit sticky stick being in excess of 15 inches. However, DNA testing performed upon the Khergoid phallus has revealed that the genetic makeup of the Khergit wizzler is 100% that of a member of the species equus ferus caballus - the common horse. The mechanism for this is as yet unknown.
Sarranids
The Sarranid race have entirely unremarkable and boring penic structures, being an entirely unremarkable and boring people.
Thank you for your time.
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 08:07AM by rasdo357 https://ift.tt/2UgHMfR
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