Hey all, I've been playing Bannerlord for a while now and LOVE it, getting more and more into modding through the Steam Workshop, and was looking for a specific mod that you guys would suggest. Id like, if possible, to apply different color schemes to certain troops in my army but not others. I'm trying to create the troop trees of certain Medieval Total War factions through the My Little Warband mod, and my next project is the Principality of Antioch. I'm fine with the majority having their red sigil on blue field combination, but adding in the blue/yellow of Edessan Knights and the black/white of Hospitillars would be awesome. Does such a mod exist? I have Persistent Banner already to keep my white/black Teutonic Knights when fighting for Vlandia, but thats as far as ive delved into color mods. If anyone knows what im looking for, I'd be very thankful. submitted by /u/BoilingHotCumshot [link] [comments]
The following is the result of many years of long, hard research. I have travelled over all Calradia to study the penis sizes of its inhabitants for the betterment of all mankind and it is in that spirit that I come before you today to reveal my research to the world.
The Nords
The Nords have the biggest dongers in all Calradia, averaging 8 inches. However, they are so hairy that it can, in extreme cases, become impossible to see them. Sometimes a well endowed Nordic man of 10 inches only has the very tip of the object visible due to the massive amount of pubes.
Vaegirs
The Vaegir race have an average penis size - 5 to 6 inches. Due to the cold, however, their wangs often retreat fully into their bodies, making it impossible to tell man from wife.
Swadians
The Swadian may, in his natural state, have a massive schlangalang. This is impossible to scientifically verify due to the truly staggering amounts of fat deposited around the nether regions of every known inhabitant of the Swadian Kingdom, meaning that no Swadian male has ever actually seen his penis. This is believed to be due to the amounts of butter consumed by the citizens.
Rhodoks
Due to countless generations of disgusting monkey inbreeding, all Rhodoks (including the females) have two (2) wangers. Combined size is estimated to be 0.02 picometers.
Khergits
Earlier in this work it was said that the Nords have the largest winkies of all the human (and subhuman, in the cast of the Rhodok subspecies) races of Calradia. The phallic proportions of the Khergit stock did, in the preliminary stages of this magdong opus, cast some aspersions on this theory, with the average Khergit sticky stick being in excess of 15 inches. However, DNA testing performed upon the Khergoid phallus has revealed that the genetic makeup of the Khergit wizzler is 100% that of a member of the species equus ferus caballus - the common horse. The mechanism for this is as yet unknown.
Sarranids
The Sarranid race have entirely unremarkable and boring penic structures, being an entirely unremarkable and boring people.
Thank you for your time.
Submitted March 18, 2020 at 08:07AM by rasdo357 https://ift.tt/2UgHMfR
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