I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
>be me
>malnourished, inbred peasant farmer with leprosy
>spend most days tending to my crops
>one day a lord comes and razes my village
>can't even remember who we're supposed to be fighting because the king starts a new war every other week
>barely escape in to the nearby forest
>decide to become a looter
>arm muscles instantly quadruple in size
>able to throw 200mph fastball rocks
>gain the eye-hand coordination of Ares himself
>some wannabe manhunter and his imperial recruits try to apprehend me
>easily dispatch his men and horse from 300 metres out some pebbles
>parry his battleaxe swing with my butter knife
>kill him and take his gear
>decide to become a full time bandit
>set up a hideout in the mountains with some other guys, constantly rob 30 men caravans passing by
>the local lord eventually decides hes had enough of my shit
>ambushes us at night
>only brings a handful of troops despite having twice our numbers
>his knights didn't even bring their horses
>manages to kill most of my men
>corners the remainder of us
>oh god oh fuck this is the end
>panic and ask him to duel me one on one
>this idiot actually accepts lmao
>bury my axe in his skull before he can finish his sentence
>his loyal and well trained army immediately turns around and leaves despite still outnumbering us
>a few months later
>decide to visit a nearby village to brutalise the elder and steal his daughter
>only ask 2 of my men to accompany since this should be quick
>accidentally stumble upon an army
>its lead by the legendary general, Garios himself
>he sends his 1200 men to fight instead of leading them himself
>with my dying breath, I manage to single-handedly kill 30 legionaries, 50 palatine guards and 90 elite cataphracts while wounding 300 others
Submitted April 28, 2020 at 06:35AM by Woajak https://ift.tt/3aPe9bz
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