im currently king of the nords and all the nord clans are my side now. how can i farm 1 tier nord banners? submitted by /u/Humble-Conclusion-54 [link] [comments]
>be me
>malnourished, inbred peasant farmer with leprosy
>spend most days tending to my crops
>one day a lord comes and razes my village
>can't even remember who we're supposed to be fighting because the king starts a new war every other week
>barely escape in to the nearby forest
>decide to become a looter
>arm muscles instantly quadruple in size
>able to throw 200mph fastball rocks
>gain the eye-hand coordination of Ares himself
>some wannabe manhunter and his imperial recruits try to apprehend me
>easily dispatch his men and horse from 300 metres out some pebbles
>parry his battleaxe swing with my butter knife
>kill him and take his gear
>decide to become a full time bandit
>set up a hideout in the mountains with some other guys, constantly rob 30 men caravans passing by
>the local lord eventually decides hes had enough of my shit
>ambushes us at night
>only brings a handful of troops despite having twice our numbers
>his knights didn't even bring their horses
>manages to kill most of my men
>corners the remainder of us
>oh god oh fuck this is the end
>panic and ask him to duel me one on one
>this idiot actually accepts lmao
>bury my axe in his skull before he can finish his sentence
>his loyal and well trained army immediately turns around and leaves despite still outnumbering us
>a few months later
>decide to visit a nearby village to brutalise the elder and steal his daughter
>only ask 2 of my men to accompany since this should be quick
>accidentally stumble upon an army
>its lead by the legendary general, Garios himself
>he sends his 1200 men to fight instead of leading them himself
>with my dying breath, I manage to single-handedly kill 30 legionaries, 50 palatine guards and 90 elite cataphracts while wounding 300 others
Submitted April 28, 2020 at 06:35AM by Woajak https://ift.tt/3aPe9bz
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