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Dev Blog 17/08/25 - 381st Q&A session

I managed to get this leaked future Q&A. Still no release date.

Greetings Warriors of Calradia!

Toilet specialists are like sculptors who create the world that you see and interact with in a restroom. As we’ve seen before, it is not a trivial task, especially in an open, interactive sandbox world such as our studio. From small individual shits to huge mountain shits, going through stalls and private bathrooms, everything is cleaned by an artist and has to find a delicate balance between cleaness, historical references, and shitabillity. Today we talk with Ömer Mustafa, one of our 3D toilet specialists, who will take the opportunity to show us some pictures of some of the toilets he’s working on right now!

NAME

Ömer Mustafa

FROM

Diyarbakir, Turkey

JOINED TALEWORLDS

2010

EDUCATION

Bogaziçi Üniversitesi, Master's degree in speed toilet cleaning

OFFICIAL JOB DESCRIPTION

Head toilet cleaner

WHAT DO YOU NORMALLY DO DURING YOUR DAY?

I am usually assigned to various tasks, such as cleaning stalls; bucket and mop design; shit modelling; and environmental design. I always start out by gathering historical references and study them thoroughly. Following that, I create concepts that are compatible with both the historical references and our restrooms. For example, if I am going to build a stall for a faction; I study the toilets and architecture of the corresponding nations and try to understand what kind of style and structures they were using for them. Then, depending on the demands (shitabillity is an important factor that affects design!), I create a concept model that is to be approved. Following the approval, I complete the model using our shit library or take a shit myself if needed.

bannerlord's premium shit library

WHAT DO YOU LIKE THE MOST ABOUT BANNERLORD?

The richness of the content and the freedom to do as you please in the game. You can command your armies to research toilets and become a strong leader or you can partake in mercantile activities and think about what you can do to escape your desire to take a shit while making a profit at the same time! Furthermore, taking a shit is easy to learn, but hard to master, which is something that appeals to me.

WHAT'S THE MOST DIFFICULT THING THAT YOU SOLVED SO FAR, DURING THE PRODUCTION OF BANNERLORD?

Right during the implementation of our new Dynamic Fartingsystem, we had to research the effect of electric fields on singular fart particles running freely through the air. You would be astonished if you knew how wild eletrons go during prolonged farting sequences.

WHAT DO YOU CURRENTLY WORK ON?

Right now, I am working on farm animals and optimising parts of a toilet that I modelled a while ago.

WHAT FACTION DO YOU LIKE THE MOST IN BANNERLORD?

Khuzait was the faction that I had most fun designing toilet paper for. Since this faction is based on Asian cultures and nations, it was a bit different than the other factions design-wise. I think that, overall, Khuzait adds some additional spice to the Bannerlord shitting system.

WHAT SORT OF LIMITATIONS OR OBSTACLES CAN PLAYERS EXPECT TO RUN INTO WHILE TAKING A SHIT BANNERLORD?

If you ever took a shit in Warband, the only new thing you will face is going to be the dynamic farting system. Other than that, players will have a better shitting and ass wiping system at their disposal.

our new toilets



Submitted August 12, 2018 at 01:38PM by victorcoelh https://ift.tt/2B5qJa5

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