I have a nice wife, a nice fief too, a castle on a hill with a magnificent view. I have fertile lands, and villages that thrive, hundreds of troops who somehow stay alive. My coffers are heavy, my warband is fed, my enemies see my banner and occasionally drop dead. I have horses and armor, silver and grain, a hall full of nobles complaining again. By every measure, I’ve won at this game. I’ve conquered, grown wealthy, and built up my name. Yet I stand on my battlements when the campaigning is done, watching the mountains fade with the sun. My wife is beside me. My kingdom is strong. My vaults overflow. But something feels wrong. I’ve everything a lord could possibly acquire… Maybe what’s missing another fief to desire. submitted by /u/t-o-m-u-s-a [link] [comments]
I think the Swadians probably have some nice THICC thighs, what with all their butter consumption. Rhodoks probably have muscular thighs, same with the hairy Nord women. A lot of strength in the hills, a lot of strength from the north. Vaegirs, though, that's where you get your Xenia Onatopp type dominatrix thighs that could either snap your neck or choke you out.
But the best thighs in all of Calradia aren't found in the hills near Yalen. They aren't found in the tundras of the Vaegir, or the butter fields of Swadia. They're found in the steppe. The Khergits lay claim to the largest, smoothest, well-toned thighs this side of Bannerlord's release date. I don't give a damn if they're attached to mares or maidens, thighs are thighs, through and through. The Khergits don't get much love- They don't deserve much love- But they deserve recognition for their good taste.
Submitted October 16, 2019 at 09:46AM by Heavens_Sword1847 https://ift.tt/2qk5yMH
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