I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
I think the Swadians probably have some nice THICC thighs, what with all their butter consumption. Rhodoks probably have muscular thighs, same with the hairy Nord women. A lot of strength in the hills, a lot of strength from the north. Vaegirs, though, that's where you get your Xenia Onatopp type dominatrix thighs that could either snap your neck or choke you out.
But the best thighs in all of Calradia aren't found in the hills near Yalen. They aren't found in the tundras of the Vaegir, or the butter fields of Swadia. They're found in the steppe. The Khergits lay claim to the largest, smoothest, well-toned thighs this side of Bannerlord's release date. I don't give a damn if they're attached to mares or maidens, thighs are thighs, through and through. The Khergits don't get much love- They don't deserve much love- But they deserve recognition for their good taste.
Submitted October 16, 2019 at 09:46AM by Heavens_Sword1847 https://ift.tt/2qk5yMH
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