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I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
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This took me half an hour. The 12 days of Raiding, written by me.

  • On the first day of raiding my butterlord gave me a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the second day of raiding my butterlord gave me 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the third day of raiding my butterlord gave me 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the fourth day of raiding my butterlord gave me 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the fifth day of raiding my butterlord gave me, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the sixth day of raiding my butterlord gave me 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the seventh day of raiding my butterlord gave me 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the eighth day of raiding my butterlord gave me 8 dev blogs about reins, 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the ninth day of raiding my butterlord gave me 9 vile beggars, 8 dev blogs about reins, 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the tenth day of raiding my butterlord gave to me 10 Swadian Knights up the ass, 9 vile beggars, 8 dev blogs about reins, 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the eleventh day of raiding my butterlord gave me 11 "It's almost harvesting season, guys", 10 Swadian Knights up the ass, 9 vile beggars, 8 dev blogs about reins, 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast
  • On the twelfth day of raiding my butterlord gave to me 12 weeks of my life spent playing this damn game, 11 "It's almost harvesting season, guys", 10 Swadian Knights up the ass, 9 vile beggars, 8 dev blogs about reins, 7 quests in a row, 6 villages, 5 DENARS COMPENSATION FOR STEALING MY FUCKIN CASTLE, 4 horse fuckers, 3 Rhodok Sharpshooters, 2 fresh recruits to train and a Harlaus holding a feast!


Submitted July 21, 2019 at 02:50AM by MaccyBoiLaren https://ift.tt/2yarASV
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