Cheat less console play-through, got very lucky with all three kings joining another kingdom after the destruction of their own. Didn’t have to save scum much just had to chase them all down to the edge of the map 😭 submitted by /u/samuraiweebs [link] [comments]
>> Be Swadian
>> Live in poor, shitty village
>> Have whole livelihood stolen by Nords every month
>> Son trains whole life to be a knight and gets headshot in his first battle by inbred rhodok who picked up a crossbow for the first time last week
>> Wife kidnapped by Harlaus's men to have her milk repurposed for butter production
>> Village lord changes every week because Dhirim keeps getting conquered
>> Eventually be ruled by Count Haringoth
>> He has you beheaded for having Lady Vera in your peripheral vision
>> Be Nord
>> IQ of 40
>> Too stupid to shoot arrows straight
>> Too stupid to ride horse
>> Live in middle of buttfuck nowhere
>> Can't grow crops on shitty land
>> Die of starvation
>> Corpse looted by sea raiders
>> Be Vaegir
>> Spend 90% of measly income on firewood so you don't freeze to death
>> Children killed by sea raiders
>> Food stolen by sea raiders
>> Wife fucked by sea raiders
>> Finally get accepted into army
>> Get killed by an arrow in the first 30 seconds of battle because Boyar Crahask told you shields were for pussies
>> Be Rhodok
>> Born with several birth defects due to inbreeding
>> Too lazy/stupid to use bow
>> Have to walk up 14 mountains to buy food from nearest markets
>> Party of 146 mountain bandits follow you
>> Can't outrun them due to 0 cavalry and couch potato athletics skill
>> Captured and sold as sex slave to Sultan Hakim
>> Be Sarranid
>> Bake daily in derelict desert hovel
>> Emir Atis forces you to wear massive turban and coat anyway
>> Die of heat exposure
>> Emir Atis shits on your unmarked grave
>> Be Khergit
>> Die of horse AIDS
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 05:58AM by Acetrainer333 https://ift.tt/2TLZnwZ
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