GROUND RULES
-No companions
-100%+ difficulty
-No cheats, this is a discussion for hardcore butterlords only
1: LEADERSHIP
-This is undisputed
-Lets you have an army
-Is the only thing separating your soldiers from their neverending depression and low morale
-The difference between paying your knights 300 dennars/week and paying your knights with soggy bread and IOU's
2: SURGERY
-Turns your army from fleshy mortals to immortal zombies
-Javelin in the eye? Knocked unconscious
-Calradian medicine is good shit
2: TRAINING
-Tied with surgery
-Turns peasants into legendary knights
-Like Duolingo for swordfighting
4: TACTICS
-Sun Tzu
5: PATHFINDING
-Lets you chase down the cowards who would flee your warband
-Not used to run away, ever
6: ENGINEER
-Build things for your people
-A ruler doesn't only destroy, he also builds
-"The average Roman legionnaire was half warrior, half construction worker" -Dan Carlin, The Celtic Holocaust
-Makes you Roman
-Makes Caesar proud
-Pompey and Crassus too
7: TRADE
-Imagine a merchant's glee when you saunter in with 0 trade skill
-Don't be that guy selling masterwork longbows for cracked longbow prices
-King Darius turned Persia from an irrelevant backwater into a global superpower by having high trade skill
-They literally nicknamed King Darius "The Shopkeeper"
-Quit being bad with money you baboon nobody fights for free
8: WOUND TREATMENT
-This isn't for you, you block dodge and parry every attack and solo armies with 0 damage taken
-It's for your weak ass armies
-"Waah we're wounded, we need sick time"
-Get up we have a war to win
-Better than Senzu Beans
9: LOOTING
-See Trade
10: TRACKING
-Tracking
11: Spotting
-The people are in the castles
-Don't need spotting to see the castles
-therefore
-Don't need spotting
12: FIRST AID
-Literally never used this in my life
-What does this skill even do?
-What kind of noob takes enough damage that they hit 0 HP?
-Just kill the bad guys first lmao
Submitted July 08, 2019 at 09:06PM by IRushPeople https://ift.tt/32cELAh
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