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Imperial knight of the 15th century Calradia

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OFFICIAL ranking of the party skills in order of importance. You won't believe #7! [CLICKBAIT]

GROUND RULES

-No companions

-100%+ difficulty

-No cheats, this is a discussion for hardcore butterlords only

1: LEADERSHIP

-This is undisputed

-Lets you have an army

-Is the only thing separating your soldiers from their neverending depression and low morale

-The difference between paying your knights 300 dennars/week and paying your knights with soggy bread and IOU's

2: SURGERY

-Turns your army from fleshy mortals to immortal zombies

-Javelin in the eye? Knocked unconscious

-Calradian medicine is good shit

2: TRAINING

-Tied with surgery

-Turns peasants into legendary knights

-Like Duolingo for swordfighting

4: TACTICS

-Sun Tzu

5: PATHFINDING

-Lets you chase down the cowards who would flee your warband

-Not used to run away, ever

6: ENGINEER

-Build things for your people

-A ruler doesn't only destroy, he also builds

-"The average Roman legionnaire was half warrior, half construction worker" -Dan Carlin, The Celtic Holocaust

-Makes you Roman

-Makes Caesar proud

-Pompey and Crassus too

7: TRADE

-Imagine a merchant's glee when you saunter in with 0 trade skill

-Don't be that guy selling masterwork longbows for cracked longbow prices

-King Darius turned Persia from an irrelevant backwater into a global superpower by having high trade skill

-They literally nicknamed King Darius "The Shopkeeper"

-Quit being bad with money you baboon nobody fights for free

8: WOUND TREATMENT

-This isn't for you, you block dodge and parry every attack and solo armies with 0 damage taken

-It's for your weak ass armies

-"Waah we're wounded, we need sick time"

-Get up we have a war to win

-Better than Senzu Beans

9: LOOTING

-See Trade

10: TRACKING

-Tracking

11: Spotting

-The people are in the castles

-Don't need spotting to see the castles

-therefore

-Don't need spotting

12: FIRST AID

-Literally never used this in my life

-What does this skill even do?

-What kind of noob takes enough damage that they hit 0 HP?

-Just kill the bad guys first lmao



Submitted July 08, 2019 at 09:06PM by IRushPeople https://ift.tt/32cELAh

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