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I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...

OFFICIAL ranking of the party skills in order of importance. You won't believe #7! [CLICKBAIT]

GROUND RULES

-No companions

-100%+ difficulty

-No cheats, this is a discussion for hardcore butterlords only

1: LEADERSHIP

-This is undisputed

-Lets you have an army

-Is the only thing separating your soldiers from their neverending depression and low morale

-The difference between paying your knights 300 dennars/week and paying your knights with soggy bread and IOU's

2: SURGERY

-Turns your army from fleshy mortals to immortal zombies

-Javelin in the eye? Knocked unconscious

-Calradian medicine is good shit

2: TRAINING

-Tied with surgery

-Turns peasants into legendary knights

-Like Duolingo for swordfighting

4: TACTICS

-Sun Tzu

5: PATHFINDING

-Lets you chase down the cowards who would flee your warband

-Not used to run away, ever

6: ENGINEER

-Build things for your people

-A ruler doesn't only destroy, he also builds

-"The average Roman legionnaire was half warrior, half construction worker" -Dan Carlin, The Celtic Holocaust

-Makes you Roman

-Makes Caesar proud

-Pompey and Crassus too

7: TRADE

-Imagine a merchant's glee when you saunter in with 0 trade skill

-Don't be that guy selling masterwork longbows for cracked longbow prices

-King Darius turned Persia from an irrelevant backwater into a global superpower by having high trade skill

-They literally nicknamed King Darius "The Shopkeeper"

-Quit being bad with money you baboon nobody fights for free

8: WOUND TREATMENT

-This isn't for you, you block dodge and parry every attack and solo armies with 0 damage taken

-It's for your weak ass armies

-"Waah we're wounded, we need sick time"

-Get up we have a war to win

-Better than Senzu Beans

9: LOOTING

-See Trade

10: TRACKING

-Tracking

11: Spotting

-The people are in the castles

-Don't need spotting to see the castles

-therefore

-Don't need spotting

12: FIRST AID

-Literally never used this in my life

-What does this skill even do?

-What kind of noob takes enough damage that they hit 0 HP?

-Just kill the bad guys first lmao



Submitted July 08, 2019 at 09:06PM by IRushPeople https://ift.tt/32cELAh

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