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I made a list of everything you've done/could have done since bannerlords release

Since bannerlord's release, your body has:

-Almost completely regenerated itself, replacing almost every single cell inside it

-Approximately 204,400 billion blood cells have died,and have been replaced

-Your heart has pumped 22,192,000 litres (5,840,000 gallons) of blood, enough to fill around 9 olympic-sized swimming pools

-Your skin has completely renewed itself 104 times

-You've lost approximately 219,000 hairs

-5,840 litres of urine have been produced and removed by your bladder

-Your nails have grown 11,800 centimetres, or 118 metres

-Your stomach has regenerated itself approximately 416 times

Now, the things you could have done with that valuable time:

-You could have started and finished/continued watching gravity falls, game of thrones, arrow, house, rick and morty, steins;gate, among many others.

-You could have graduated from medical school (without a specialization)

-Started your very own business (not necessarily successful)

-Tied the knot, and raised a few kids

-Potentially got a job with Taleworlds, and revealed the release date

-Waste your time writing this list

(Im out of ideas at the moment but I'd be willing to expand with any suggestions, if only to raise awareness for the time Taleworlds spent making bannerlord)



Submitted May 26, 2018 at 01:22PM by This_Would_Be_Me https://ift.tt/2J7XfLH
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