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>> Live in Sarleon
>> Family kidnapped by heretics
>> Go to complain to the Knights of the Lion
>> They kill you on the spot for looking too poor
>> Live in Ravenstern
>> Be fat, stupid drunk
>> Go on campaign against Sarleon
>> Get killed in first battle because enemy has at least 1 cavalry unit
>> Live in Baccus Empire
>> Snake cult kidnaps children
>> Complain to local lord
>> Put in prison for blasphemy against snake cult
>> Killed by Shadow Legion for being disloyal to the empire
>> Live in Fierdsvain
>> Be devout follower of Astraea
>> Work every day to maintain your shrine and convert the locals in your village
>> Knights of the dawn visit your village
>> Call you a heretic and burn it down
>> Nobility applaud
>> Live in D'Shar Principalities
>> Kidnapped by Singalians
>> Sold to Ramun the slave trader
>> Beheaded by Eventide for suspected heresy
>> Be Noldor
>> Always brag about how you're better than humans
>> Say you've been treated unfairly
>> Kill human farmers miles away from your forest for no reason
>> Theyhaditcoming.jpg
>> Say you have the strongest army
>> Be too much of a pussy to conquer anything
>> Half of female population in sex slavery to Jatu or Singalians
>> Male population killed by Ebony Gauntlet
>> Still call yourselves the strongest in Pendor
>> Killed by Jatu couched lance while nocking arrow
Submitted March 13, 2020 at 06:13AM by Acetrainer333 https://ift.tt/2vinrOK
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