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Cheat less console play-through, got very lucky with all three kings joining another kingdom after the destruction of their own. Didn’t have to save scum much just had to chase them all down to the edge of the map 🫩😭 submitted by /u/samuraiweebs [link] [comments]
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Is Life Even Worth Living Anywhere in Pendor?

>> Live in Sarleon

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>> Family kidnapped by heretics

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>> Go to complain to the Knights of the Lion

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>> They kill you on the spot for looking too poor

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>> Live in Ravenstern

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>> Be fat, stupid drunk

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>> Go on campaign against Sarleon

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>> Get killed in first battle because enemy has at least 1 cavalry unit

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>> Live in Baccus Empire

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>> Snake cult kidnaps children

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>> Complain to local lord

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>> Put in prison for blasphemy against snake cult

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>> Killed by Shadow Legion for being disloyal to the empire

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>> Live in Fierdsvain

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>> Be devout follower of Astraea

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>> Work every day to maintain your shrine and convert the locals in your village

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>> Knights of the dawn visit your village

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>> Call you a heretic and burn it down

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>> Nobility applaud

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>> Live in D'Shar Principalities

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>> Kidnapped by Singalians

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>> Sold to Ramun the slave trader

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>> Beheaded by Eventide for suspected heresy

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>> Be Noldor

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>> Always brag about how you're better than humans

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>> Say you've been treated unfairly

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>> Kill human farmers miles away from your forest for no reason

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>> Theyhaditcoming.jpg

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>> Say you have the strongest army

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>> Be too much of a pussy to conquer anything

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>> Half of female population in sex slavery to Jatu or Singalians

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>> Male population killed by Ebony Gauntlet

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>> Still call yourselves the strongest in Pendor

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>> Killed by Jatu couched lance while nocking arrow



Submitted March 13, 2020 at 06:13AM by Acetrainer333 https://ift.tt/2vinrOK
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