Where to begin... So the Battanians get into their fateful war with Vlaandians, but the western empire declared war upon their new Vlaandian neighbors. The western empire and the battanians pushed back the Vlaandians, but then the Aserai attacked the Western Empire. The Vlaandians made peace with the Battanians to focus their efforts on the western empire, and though the Battanians were doing well on their own, the Sturgians declared war on them. Battanians lose Flintolg castle but gain the Kranirog and Mazhadan castles, and then they claim Sturgia-owned Epicrotea during the Sturgian's battle against the Western Empire. The Khuzait declare war on the Sturgians and claim Tyal from them, so the Sturgians make peace with the Battanians to focus on the Khuzait. The western empire loses ground to both the Aserai and the Vlaandians, so they are forced to make peace with the Vlaandians. As the Aserai are recovering from intense wars of keeping Tubilis castle and Garontor castl...
I was besieging a city and busted down the walls with fire onagers, then I personally charged the breach with my overpowered late-game armor and started massacring the poor AI using my Long Glaive. I was feeling like a god, having racked up a hundred kills on my own.
Then a fucking fireball comes over the wall and noscopes me in the face.
I look up to the kill feed and find that Liena - my pregnant wife - was the one who killed me. Presumably because I stole her armor after marrying her.
10/10 would play Crusader Kings 2: Banterlord again.
Submitted May 04, 2020 at 06:38PM by Aurora_Fatalis https://ift.tt/2L2taMZ
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