Genuinely. I want to find this guy, I have to trek across the entire goddamn map to find him because he seems to know how to teleport. If anyone from the devs are reading this, here's my suggestions: When a courier comes to you, add an extra promt asking us if wed like to hire the courier. In taverns, add a courier that we can hire for a sum. Or, use other nobles or people. So, here's what I mean by that last point. When you want to recruit a clan and make if a vassal, you must ask the clan leader to join you. If you try to ask anyone else in tje clan, they defer you to the leader. Well, what if when we do that, we could tell the person to deliver a message to the leader next they see them. Also, this could make declaring war more immersive and thrilling. Because now they could make it so you need to hire a courier to declare war on someone. So, if it takes several days to send the message, you could send the cour...
1750 hours in.
Every patch, I've played the fuck out of it.
This patch is the most broken, disfunctional piece of shit I've ever played. Autoresolve, sieges, legendary smithing bugs, and more.
For those not in the know, there was a beta bug where troop tier didn't matter in autoresolve. I.e., you could pit 50 legionaries against 100 looters, and you'd lose an autoresolve--and you'd lose BAD.
Ironman campaign, endgame army, beat the enemy off in a hard fought battle to the point I have ~60 fians left against ~100 tier 2/3 cav. Tactics 125. I was wounded in the battle. End result? They win, and they win with 80% still alive. BULL. FUCKING. SHIT.
Taleworlds, seriously, fuck you. How the FUCK do you let a fucking KNOWN, GAMEBREAKING BUG LIKE THIS from a beta version release into live? WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF A BETA IF ALL THE BUGS I SAW THERE JUST KINDA MIGRATE INTO LIVE?
Let me guess, you're on a release schedule because PMs and other shitfuck idiot management want to get new patches out the door. I get it.
So--to the Taleworlds Project Managers and specifically the Product Manager--I hope you know that I fantasize about impaling you on a cactus coated in rubber glue and glass shards. May you eat shit and collect a paycheck, which is what I suspect you do anyway.
EDIT: To be clear, I was wounded in the battle preceding the one necessitating autoresolve. Should've wiped the floor with them but it was a fucking Uno reverse and my Fian Champs got treated like looters against Elite Cataphracts instead of the actual case of tier 2/3 cav against 60 Fian Champs.
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