I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
I know we all have been anxiously awaiting the release of Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord, but I am here to tell you that the release date has been under our noses this entire time.
Lets start out simple. Warband starts in the year 1257, if we split that into 4 pieces and take the corresponding letter in the alphabet of the number, we get ABEG.
If we rearrange the letters, we get BEGA. Does that sound familiar? It should, it is from the soundbyte "Away with you, vile beggar!".
Looking at the size of that sound, we get 47 kilobytes. 1257+47=1304, splitting that into two and turning it into letters we get M and D. MD refers to doctors, and who is a doctor? Jeremus! This brings me to the next part of Taleworld's ruse.
Looking at Jeremus' stats, we find 4 skills with 3 skill points invested in them. Add it together and we get 12. Separate his base health, 45, into two numbers, 4 and 5. Add them and get 9.
Now we have two numbers, 9 and 12. But what if we took these two numbers and made them into a month and day? We get September 12th. What happened on that day? The Battle of Vienna, where the Ottoman Empire failed to take Vienna from a joint group of European powers. See what I mean about it being under our noses this entire time? But wait, it gets even deeper. The Ottoman ruler at the time was Sultan Mehmed IV, who else has the title Sultan?
Sultan Hakim.
Lets look at his heraldry. He has a yellow background with a fiery red bowl. But, if we flip it, we get something that mysteriously looks like Genghis Khan! If we remove the J and Han and save them for later, we get sanark. Rearrange that and we get naskar.
Using J Han which we removed from Sultan Hakim's name beforehand, we convert it in to numbers, we get 10 8 1 14. 10+8+1=19, and if we connect the 14 we left earlier, we get the year 1914.
You might be thinking at this point "You're crazy! I just googled it and Nascar was founded only in 1948! What could 1914 have anything to do with it?"
Well I'll tell you how!
In 1914, Glenn Dunaway was born. He won Nascar's first ever race at age 35. Remember how we used kilobytes from that BEGA audio? Well, time to do it in reverse!
Using age 35, we find the sound d_blacksmith2.ogg In it, you can hear a hammer striking three times. If we convert this using Morse code, we get S for doing the three hits as dots, and 0 for doing the three hits as dashes.
Convert the S into a number, and we get 19. Add 2000 to that, and we get 2019. Add all the numbers up and we get twelve. Now lets add another twelve off to the side because of the 2 in front of the 19. Now we have 12/12/2019.
THIS IS DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT TALEWORLDS IS RELEASING BANNERLORD IN 2019, AND IT WAS UNDER OUR NOSES THIS ENTIRE TIME.
Submitted July 30, 2017 at 01:43AM by dudeguyman0 http://ift.tt/2vaX0Z5
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