I know a lot of players don't stick to a monotone cultural getup when they play, but a lot of players probably do what I do; try to stick to culturally appropriate armours and weapons for the culture I am playing. I take this mentality with me to smithing as well, where I try to smith and use weapons that suit my characters culture appropriately. But I have some exceptions; I often use animal pelts for shoulder armour when playing as a Vlandian or Imperial. If I play as a Sturgian I may use some Khuzait armour. And if I play as a mercenary or Lord for a different cultural faction than my character is from, I may use a mix of regional armours and use my own culture for a weapon. Example; I played a Nord corsair mercenary for the Empire. I used gilded scale Imperial armour with gilded scale shoulderguards, golden pirate gauntlets and boots, and a brass Aserai helmet with a Nord one handed sword with gilded pummel and handguard. Anyone else give themselves similar cultural restrict...
What in Graveth's name did you just fucking say about me you little Sarranid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Jelkalla Sharpshooter Academy. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sarranid lands and I have over 300 confirmed feasts. I am trained in spearwall warfare and am the top crossbowman in the six kingdoms. You are nothing to me but just another mountain bandit. I will murder you with chivalry the likes of which has never been seen before on Calradia, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying shit like that to me over the internet? Think again, Sarranid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sergeants and Sharpshooters across Rodokia and your fiefs are being scouted right now so you’d better prepare for the storm, snake. The storm that wipes out your pathetic little thing your call your desert0 kingdom. You’re fucking dead, mamaluke. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700 hundred ways and that’s just with my chipped cracked glaive. Not only am I extensively trained in unmounted combat, but I have access to the entire Rodok armory and I will use it to it’s full extent to wipe your sandy arse off of Calradia, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you. Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn savage. I will shit butter all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Submitted March 14, 2018 at 07:57PM by Swiggityswagity http://ift.tt/2FWV6ku
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