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I want kids but not at this rate! I have 6 wives and they’re always popping out babies! I even added a mod and it literally did nothing. I have no idea why I care so much. I feel like it’s gonna cause the game to crash or something after another 40 hours of this submitted by /u/Downtown_Cow5259 [link] [comments]
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The Magic of Words: Shitpost Edition

Every day we reach new heights of waiting-induced insanity, and it's hard for one's fingers to catch up with one's decaying mind. So we need to evolve in order to convey our crumbling feelings properly. Hence comes the magic of anagrams to the rescue! Now our insanity can truly unravel, with memorable quotes such as:

Land Her Newborn?

An Blown Rend Her?

Her Bland Renown?

Banner Lewd Horn?

Browner Land Hen?

Reran Blond When?

Ran Blend Her Now?

Lend Heron Brawn?

Banner Nerd Howl?

Blah Nerd Renown?

Bard Hen New Lorn?

Warren Blond Hen?

Bland When Err On?

Dab Lorn Wren Hen?

Barn Led Hen Worn?

Brawl Nerd Hen On?

Ban Herd New Lorn?

Lawn Bend Her Nor?

Lend Hen Worn Bra?

Ran Blend Her Now?

And so much more.

Edit: Visibility.



Submitted September 21, 2018 at 01:54AM by MittensTheRealest https://ift.tt/2xDxtah
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