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How often have you guys seen the Aserai get encroached upon by Battanians without your involvement?

Where to begin... So the Battanians get into their fateful war with Vlaandians, but the western empire declared war upon their new Vlaandian neighbors. The western empire and the battanians pushed back the Vlaandians, but then the Aserai attacked the Western Empire. The Vlaandians made peace with the Battanians to focus their efforts on the western empire, and though the Battanians were doing well on their own, the Sturgians declared war on them. Battanians lose Flintolg castle but gain the Kranirog and Mazhadan castles, and then they claim Sturgia-owned Epicrotea during the Sturgian's battle against the Western Empire. The Khuzait declare war on the Sturgians and claim Tyal from them, so the Sturgians make peace with the Battanians to focus on the Khuzait. The western empire loses ground to both the Aserai and the Vlaandians, so they are forced to make peace with the Vlaandians. As the Aserai are recovering from intense wars of keeping Tubilis castle and Garontor castl...
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The Magic of Words: Shitpost Edition

Every day we reach new heights of waiting-induced insanity, and it's hard for one's fingers to catch up with one's decaying mind. So we need to evolve in order to convey our crumbling feelings properly. Hence comes the magic of anagrams to the rescue! Now our insanity can truly unravel, with memorable quotes such as:

Land Her Newborn?

An Blown Rend Her?

Her Bland Renown?

Banner Lewd Horn?

Browner Land Hen?

Reran Blond When?

Ran Blend Her Now?

Lend Heron Brawn?

Banner Nerd Howl?

Blah Nerd Renown?

Bard Hen New Lorn?

Warren Blond Hen?

Bland When Err On?

Dab Lorn Wren Hen?

Barn Led Hen Worn?

Brawl Nerd Hen On?

Ban Herd New Lorn?

Lawn Bend Her Nor?

Lend Hen Worn Bra?

Ran Blend Her Now?

And so much more.

Edit: Visibility.



Submitted September 21, 2018 at 01:54AM by MittensTheRealest https://ift.tt/2xDxtah
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