I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little vaegir? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Sargoth axe rubbing academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Sea Raiders, and I have over 300 1,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in axe warfare and I'm the top rubber in the entire Nord Army. You are nothing to me but just another vaegir. I will wipe you the fuck out with strenght the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over dove mail? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of huscarls across the Nord territory and your warband is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot vaegir. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your vaegir life. I will fucking drink ale from your pathetic bitch-vaegir-skull every night, vaegir. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over one thousand ways, and that's just with my 2 handed axe. Not only am I extensively trained in axe combat, but I have access to the entire armory of the entire Nord army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable vaegir-ass off the face of Calradia, you little vaegir. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dumb stupid annoying vaegir tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, vaegir.
Submitted September 28, 2018 at 07:18AM by jonasvagn https://ift.tt/2NLdjpH
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