I have a nice wife, a nice fief too, a castle on a hill with a magnificent view. I have fertile lands, and villages that thrive, hundreds of troops who somehow stay alive. My coffers are heavy, my warband is fed, my enemies see my banner and occasionally drop dead. I have horses and armor, silver and grain, a hall full of nobles complaining again. By every measure, I’ve won at this game. I’ve conquered, grown wealthy, and built up my name. Yet I stand on my battlements when the campaigning is done, watching the mountains fade with the sun. My wife is beside me. My kingdom is strong. My vaults overflow. But something feels wrong. I’ve everything a lord could possibly acquire… Maybe what’s missing another fief to desire. submitted by /u/t-o-m-u-s-a [link] [comments]
I was attacking a castle as a naked ugly berserker on MP (pic related) and suddenly I spotted an even uglier naked guy running besides me. We both stopped at the same time, moved closer to each other and admired our ugliness. We stood there for a minute, then he kicked me and said "Love you man".
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Submitted October 20, 2019 at 12:18PM by Soul_Impact https://ift.tt/35SpxCe
Submitted October 20, 2019 at 12:18PM by Soul_Impact https://ift.tt/35SpxCe
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