im currently king of the nords and all the nord clans are my side now. how can i farm 1 tier nord banners? submitted by /u/Humble-Conclusion-54 [link] [comments]
"And all the lords and ladies gathered to discuss what was to come next in the great kingdom of Whatever..."
Carfyd: Shh shh I'm gonna ask him.
Godun: GO! DO EEET!
Eronys: You got this man!
Carfyd: *coughs*
Carfyd: So... Sire... We were thinking...
Garios: One moment Carfyd.
Garios: Where was I? ... ... Oh right... *ahem* Epicrotea is absolutely critical to our campaign. And furthermore, if you run off and pillage one more village that I desperately need to recruit troops from, I swear on all the power of this land... I will snip you myself and end your line for good Lamenon!
Random Retainer: *muffled whispers and a snicker*
Garios: Yes I know... He does have a rather silly name. *snickers*
Garios: Right. What can I do for you Carfyd.
Carfyd: Well Sire. The fellas and I were thinking...
Veronet: And gals!
Carfyd: Right. My apologies... Us fells and gal...
Veronet: Thank you.
Carfyd: Of course...
Garios: *shifts uncomfortably annoyed*
Carfyd: Us fellas and gal were thinking... ... ... ...
Everyone: *a long... awkward... pronounced... silence...*
Garios: ... Yee... Yes? *nervously asked*
Carfyd: Right. We was think'n... What if. What IF! *throwing his hands in the air* WESTERN EMPIRE!
Garios: *blinks* What?
Carfyd: *shifting his eyes back and forth to the rest of the lords and lady..*
Carfyd: *throws out his arms again, in yet a bigger display*
Carfyd: WESTERN! eeEEMPIIIIIIIRE! *jaz hands*
Garios: *coughs* Right. Look here. You do realize we're at war with Vlandia, Battania, and the entire Khuzait horde... yes? With the Northern Empire eyeing Epicrotea before we can reach it.
Carfyd: Well. Yes... Yes we do realize we might. We coooould be, at said time... Just may be a teeeeeny tiny itsy bitsy bit busy.
Pryndor: A smidge.
Carfyd: Yes, a smidge.
Garios: *grips his chair slightly harder*
Garios: A smidge?
Carfyd: Ah good. We're in agreement.
Garios: No that's not what I...
Carfyd: I mean Sire... ALL the fellas really think this is a great idea!
Veronet: And gals!
Carfyd: Right. My apologies... Us fells and gal...
Veronet: Thank you.
Carfyd: Of course...
Garios: *slowly claws down his beard straining at patience*
Carfyd: Don't you guys! Oh! And Gal! *smiling at himself proudly for remembering inclusivity*
Veronet: Thank You.
Enronys, Atilon, Camnon, Ospir, Pryndor, Sein in chorus: Oh yeah! Yes sir! Absolutely Sire! Wonderful idea! Best thing since sliced bread! What's sliced bread!? Tuna Sandwich is the best idea! You're gross! Now I'm hungry!
Gyphor: Mhm.
Godun: OOOOOH YeeeeEEEAH! WOOOOOO! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! GET! THEM! GOOOOOOD! WOOOOOOO!
Servic: So... some... Someone ate my danish. *fidgets nervously looking at the ground*
Urik: *looks at Servic and spaces out, lost in thought*
The Hall Room: *whispers a slow breeze of silence...*
Garios: *sweat dripping down from his temple as his voice begins to waver in anger*
Enryonys: Way to show enthusiasm Gyphor! *rolling his eyes*
Gyhpor: I was out at the tavern till 5:00am doing things I dare not speak of in such a respectable Hall.
Enryonys: I'm telling you, the clap's gonna get'cha.
Gyphor: You can shove your clap right up your...
Garios: Who... Ate... Servic's... DANISH!?! This is the 4th time this WEEK!
Veronet: *gasps, looks around quickly, and disappears from the room*
Everyone else: *nervously shifts eyes back and forth between each other*
Urik: *staring at Servic* is... hm... Sire? Isn't Servic a part of the female genitalia?
Everyone: *turns their gaze with a range of differing looks upon Urik*
Urik: *holds his chin peering at the ground still lost in thought*
Garios: What is even happening here? *now completely lost to the situation*
Servic: We just all agreed to go to war with the Western Empire. Thanks Milord!
Garios: *whispers to his retainer* I hate them all...
The Lords and Lady (down the hall): TO WAR!
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