Think it about it. The devs are taking so long because the world of Bannerlord NEEDS to be shaped in a way that will cause us to be trapped in the game forever. Launching the game for the first time, will cause all our memories to be erased or modified to fit the history of Calradia. We start off as an ordinary nobody who's drawn into the Human Butter wars. Our de facto leader, is a horse fucker by the name of Khanpheus who soon gets his ass pummeled by Agent Harlaus and his fists of butter in an enclosed space where he couldn't ride away on his horse. We, as the player, with the help of our bald lady friend, rescue Khanpheus before confronting and ultimately defeating Harlaus (or so we thought). Sadly our getaway camel died after taking a few arrows in their knees. After all I said and done, we head to feast in Grunwalder castle; which sets forth the series of events that I have to fully comprehend.
By the time it releases in 8012 the type of technology needed perform such a feat will be locally available in all our camel and butter stores.
Submitted November 26, 2018 at 10:24PM by Scartafist https://ift.tt/2PUt2nA
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