Own a chariot for home defense, since that's what the pharaos intended. Four looters break into my house. "By Anubis?" As I grab my gilded shield and 3 meter lance. Charge with the furiosity of a bull through the first invader, he's dead on the spot. Aim my lance at the second man, fail to deliver a final blow because it splintered and blinded the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the ballista mounted at the top of my chariot loaded with a sharp bolt, "بعيدا معك المتسول الخسيس" the bolt pierces through the first man and nails the second attacker to the wall. Round up my horses and charge at the last guy. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular horseshoe wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the pharaos intended.
Submitted March 23, 2019 at 03:14PM by xXPalpatineXx https://ift.tt/2TWkSgz
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