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A poem from our Hero

I have a nice wife, a nice fief too, a castle on a hill with a magnificent view. I have fertile lands, and villages that thrive, hundreds of troops who somehow stay alive. My coffers are heavy, my warband is fed, my enemies see my banner and occasionally drop dead. I have horses and armor, silver and grain, a hall full of nobles complaining again. By every measure, I’ve won at this game. I’ve conquered, grown wealthy, and built up my name. Yet I stand on my battlements when the campaigning is done, watching the mountains fade with the sun. My wife is beside me. My kingdom is strong. My vaults overflow. But something feels wrong. I’ve everything a lord could possibly acquire… Maybe what’s missing another fief to desire. submitted by /u/t-o-m-u-s-a [link] [comments]

[Nova Aetas] Can you ... LOSE weight?

My character's been very physically active for five days ... since his conception. And he now has the Fat trait. I guess he couldn't control his own hunger and nom all the meat? Supposedly food variety stops this trait from appearing, but is it possible for me to get rid of such a trait? It's the middle ages for christ's sake, and I'm a lowborn dumbass, it can't be hard to lose a few kilos.

Can I lose weight?

Edit: I just became senile fuck off. What triggers this?

Edit2: I'm now unbelievably fat



Submitted April 13, 2019 at 08:26AM by Cageweek http://bit.ly/2Zcbkx0

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