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I’m a vasal with the Khuzaits and I feel like the AI is not doing me any favors. We were at war with Sturgia and the Aserai at the same time which was a nightmare because everyone was running north and south. Not at war with Sturgia anymore but as soon as we made peace with them Monchug went and declared war with the western empire. I have 15 fiefs and they all border the western empire. So while every place I own is getting attacked Monchug and all the other assholes have been fighting over Shibal Zumr Castle. One side takes it and back and forth so most of the army is over there. And I’m in the same situation over at Onica castle. I own it but they take it and then I take it back. No one is getting anywhere. I want to go on the offensive and take Zeonica but I just don’t have enough people and I don’t think I can get anymore. Any tips for this stalemate? And where do all their troops keep coming from? They keep coming with 1100 troop armies and I keep destroying them, shouldn’t the...
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Nothin Personnel Milord

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mount and Blade. The lore is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of postclassical Eurasian History most of the references will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Calradia’s feudal outlook, which is deftly woven into its characterisation- its integral politics draws heavily from Niccolo Machiavelli's literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these political conventions, to realise that they’re not just a method to ascend to the throne- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Mount & Blade truly ARE peasants- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the the forethought put into Harlaus' inaugural catchphrase “Then At Praven We Feast,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Saultnami’s Vaegir conquest of Yarograd. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated serfs rubbing their axes in confusion as TaleWorlds' genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😆

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Mount and Blade tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand by appreciating my poetry learned from the greatest skalds. Nothin personnel milord 😎



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