It's Count Haringoth's.
About this there can be no doubt.
He is the absolute worst. Razing my fiefs for the fiftieth time with his twenty stupid soldiers and then getting all all indignant when I stop him. Impudent? He's calling me impudent. Why? Because I wouldn't stand idly by as he burns down farms and pilfers my shit? You ignominious prick. And always wearing that dumb looking helm around his big ass head. If I drank from his skull, I'd feel bloated halfway through.
As far as I'm concerned, the goal of the game is getting him exiled outside of Calradia. You get that done, you win. Everyone wins. Role the credits. Who's king? We're all king. Because we banded together and freed the people of the realm from that dickbag, Haringoth. God, how I loathe him.
Submitted April 24, 2019 at 07:37PM by ZincFishExplosion http://bit.ly/2DBb2GK
Comments
Post a Comment