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You people disgust me!

All I see on this sub is, "How do I kill my wife?", "How do I kill my King?". What happened to loyalty? What happened to romance? Maybe I'm just a simple man, but when I play this game there's a few things I do no matter what. I team up with CalaDawg and teach Dirthead the ancient Battanian technique of projectile induced dismounting. And I marry a nice Sturgian woman who I will love and protect until the day I die. Under absolutely NO circumstance do I use javelins for evil. God help any poor foolish AI who dares to capture my wife, because it won't be long before their head rolls. Call me old fashioned but I take the sacred vows of marriage seriously. submitted by /u/Friar_Corncob [link] [comments]

Pants-on-head battle ai.

I'm playing as a vassal of Vlandia. Our 900 strong army attacka the Sturgian 400 strong army. It should be a cake walk.

We charge the enemy and slaughter them pretty good. Then, when we got them by the balls, the Vlandian ai decides he wants to slowly pull back across the map while the Sturgians get to freely slaughter the slowly retreating soldiers, causing atleast 200-300 needless casualties before the Vlandian ai finally decides to turn around and charge again.

It's not the first time i've seen it, and it's extremely infuriating to watch.

Has anyone else experienced this?

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