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Monchug was feeling generous today.

I'm playing with some mods that heavily restrict recruitment, so my army is almost entirely bandits and mercenaries. On land, Monchug's army would destroy mine, but this isn't a land battle and he gifted me several amazing prizes. The only way this could've been better is if Monchug died instead of his companion. submitted by /u/Glorf_Warlock [link] [comments]

Got laid waiting to raid a hideout

Playing as a woman. Started with Vlandia, carved a piece in Western empire, then rebelled. In the midst of the bloodbath, I marry a northern empire lord called Encurion, and have him join me as a companion.

Then came the hard part of him doing the deed. He. Just. Won't !

I'm a busy woman, I have battles to fight, and limited time to rest. Yet, I still worked hard to spend a day or two in random towns every once in a while, spend time in villages for some romantic atmosphere, crash the night on random unhappy castle vassals, but all in vain. Encurion couldn't do it.

One day, we're resting in Lageta, and notice a hideout near primessos. I'm bored as hell, and need anything to distract me from my miserable marriage. Ride to the hideout, and miss the attack time by a mere hour. So we wait there till the next midnight. Out of all the freaking luxurious places we have, Encurion found it sexy and in him to do his duty for the first time ever on the outskirts of a rotten looter camp! I got pregnant waiting in that camp, and we're now the proud parents of a little girl!



Submitted July 31, 2021 at 12:11PM by whamra https://ift.tt/3zX4jkW

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