Where to begin... So the Battanians get into their fateful war with Vlaandians, but the western empire declared war upon their new Vlaandian neighbors. The western empire and the battanians pushed back the Vlaandians, but then the Aserai attacked the Western Empire. The Vlaandians made peace with the Battanians to focus their efforts on the western empire, and though the Battanians were doing well on their own, the Sturgians declared war on them. Battanians lose Flintolg castle but gain the Kranirog and Mazhadan castles, and then they claim Sturgia-owned Epicrotea during the Sturgian's battle against the Western Empire. The Khuzait declare war on the Sturgians and claim Tyal from them, so the Sturgians make peace with the Battanians to focus on the Khuzait. The western empire loses ground to both the Aserai and the Vlaandians, so they are forced to make peace with the Vlaandians. As the Aserai are recovering from intense wars of keeping Tubilis castle and Garontor castl...
I downloaded the bastards mod because I didn’t want to bother with getting a wife right? Figured it would be more simple this way. Wrong.
I spent all day long doing quests for the empress to get into her pants. I did awful, despicable things for that woman. I extorted the poor, I burned down villages, I even spent half an in game year hunting ONE MAN.
I had to raise an army to drag him out of the castle he was hiding in, but I got the bastard. Finally, I dumped him at the feet of the empress, and she let me hit it.
So cool, I’ve got my heir. I can relax now and not worry about getting too old to make babies. I go crusading, slaughtering the desert people because it feels historically accurate. You know, minding my own buisiness. Then BAM! I have a SON! A male heir!
But what’s this? An election….for a new ruler?
She’s dead bros. The empress has died giving birth to my warlords bastard. His mother is dead, his birthright is gone. Another man’s line rules in his stead.
I left the kingdom after that. I’m shacked up in Tyal, and I’ve declared myself a king. I owned it when I joined the southern empire so I wasn’t going to let them keep it.
Now, I will live the rest of my life gathering strength, money and allies. One day, my son will be the emperor.
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