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I gotta say, I just love how a good chunk of posts on here are how can I get my spouse knocked up or how can I kill them and the rest just faction hate, mod help, and troop arguments. God love ya degenerates cuz so do I. submitted by /u/BadKarma6767 [link] [comments]
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My marshal is fucking moron

He literally does nothing. He randomly rides back and forth across the map. He changes his mind every two seconds about what needs to be done. And even though there's shit that needs doing, he wants me to follow his ass around. Instead of taking and defending castles on the frontier I have to hold this limp dick's hand for God knows how long. No one else heeds his summons, just me. And even though I'm the most productive warrior of our faction and have a good relationship with him, the motherfucker never takes my advice. Says he has other stuff to do. The hell you do.

I'm seriously considering defecting to another faction, turning the noble executions Floris mod option on, and going full seek and destroy on Turya's ass.



Submitted September 29, 2017 at 10:55AM by JonnyAU http://ift.tt/2k9gLw6
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