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You people disgust me!

All I see on this sub is, "How do I kill my wife?", "How do I kill my King?". What happened to loyalty? What happened to romance? Maybe I'm just a simple man, but when I play this game there's a few things I do no matter what. I team up with CalaDawg and teach Dirthead the ancient Battanian technique of projectile induced dismounting. And I marry a nice Sturgian woman who I will love and protect until the day I die. Under absolutely NO circumstance do I use javelins for evil. God help any poor foolish AI who dares to capture my wife, because it won't be long before their head rolls. Call me old fashioned but I take the sacred vows of marriage seriously. submitted by /u/Friar_Corncob [link] [comments]
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Just lost my father in-law

Just lost my father in-law

Today I just lost a good friend. Grykka Kjolding took me into his service when I was a younger man he even let me marry his daughter when I gained respect and renown. Now The Valkyries have carried him off into the great halls of Valhalla. So Drink up my friend and I’ll have some interesting tales when next we meet

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