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Needing some advice on how to subjugate some Nords (First time Marshall)

First time actually doing decent at this game... anyway, King Harlaus, my butter-back-bitch, made a Marshall. So, I figured, ok, may as well seize the memes of production, capturing only towns for now, because castles are a pain in the dick, and dank my way across the Nord coastline, goading jarls into traps, picking them off one by one with my lipid-enraged army. Is this the best way to go about skullfucking these tester peasants, before wandering north to make a big circle of carnage through vodka country? Or should I carefully disassemble each and every stone of every castle before hand, starting from the Southern peninsula, making sure to piss on every village they belong to in the process? Because if these bastards come back and raid my newly captured towns after I have personally tongue-punched each and every one of their fart boxes, I will be salty.



Submitted April 25, 2017 at 10:29PM by MrJ1mLahey http://ift.tt/2pjufGD
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