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A poem from our Hero

I have a nice wife, a nice fief too, a castle on a hill with a magnificent view. I have fertile lands, and villages that thrive, hundreds of troops who somehow stay alive. My coffers are heavy, my warband is fed, my enemies see my banner and occasionally drop dead. I have horses and armor, silver and grain, a hall full of nobles complaining again. By every measure, I’ve won at this game. I’ve conquered, grown wealthy, and built up my name. Yet I stand on my battlements when the campaigning is done, watching the mountains fade with the sun. My wife is beside me. My kingdom is strong. My vaults overflow. But something feels wrong. I’ve everything a lord could possibly acquire… Maybe what’s missing another fief to desire. submitted by /u/t-o-m-u-s-a [link] [comments]

Khuzait ka-put!

Khuzait ka-put!

So I’m not a huge fan of Khuzait because they spank me. But currently they were getting spanned and I don’t like a kingdom getting too much power, so I became a merc for them and started spanking the Northern Empire.

After the war was through I took on a job for a Khuzait noble to bring back someone who kissed him off. Once I defeated him he offered double the denars….. well, I’m a merc so of course I’d take it.

Unfortunately, for the Khuzait, that started a war. So far I have 14 of their lords. I’m just waiting for a fair negotiation which will never come. I’m unsure what to do since I don’t have no fiefs. Should I…..

A) Devastate every town/castle I come across

B) do what I need to to make peace

C) Join them because lord knows they need the help

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