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You people disgust me!

All I see on this sub is, "How do I kill my wife?", "How do I kill my King?". What happened to loyalty? What happened to romance? Maybe I'm just a simple man, but when I play this game there's a few things I do no matter what. I team up with CalaDawg and teach Dirthead the ancient Battanian technique of projectile induced dismounting. And I marry a nice Sturgian woman who I will love and protect until the day I die. Under absolutely NO circumstance do I use javelins for evil. God help any poor foolish AI who dares to capture my wife, because it won't be long before their head rolls. Call me old fashioned but I take the sacred vows of marriage seriously. submitted by /u/Friar_Corncob [link] [comments]

What. The. F*CK.

What the absolute fuck. I was KILLING IT in this game. Destroyed and conquered the Sturgians. Northern Empire. Then I got fucking wrecked over and over and taken prisoner. Now I can't even regain what I had and I'm paying so much more daily. I'm about to restart and be fucking ruthless... Knowing it'll fuck me in the end

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